Fun House : Fries?

It's safe to say I've been watching way to many House of Horror movies, well horror in general.. some ideas just want to come out now
Fast food, in general, at least for me is a mystery food. (pink slime, and whatever else they are not telling you)

The hand, (normally) doesn't come as part of the meal.

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Welcome to fun house! may I take your order, where customer satisfaction is 100% guaranteed.

Now if you'll please sign this waver, thank you.

You should know that company management has recently changed.. don't worry, the food should still taste the same. Everything we serve now is 100% eco friendly, and recycled.

Would you like some fries? The first serving is on the house.

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